"Maryam Nawaz is Mian Nawaz Sharif's true heir. And anyone who says anything else is... is... wrong."
"I am so proud of you! You have exhibited restraint which is simply not the modus operandi of Nawalas (Nawaz Sharif supporters) or Zardis (Zardari sahib supporters) or Khanzadehs (The Khan supporters) for that matter."
"Restraint?"
"Yes, by using the word wrong and not an abusive word. But, anyway, what about the MQM? I remember the time when the entire Pakistani nation was subjected to five to six-hour speeches by the MQM's Founder and need I add all channels, all 60 plus channels, showed his speeches in their entirety, and then if he said Karachi will come to a standstill, lo and behold it did, and if he said..."
"I get it, I get it but we may have closet MQM-L supporters..."
"Closet is not a good word to use in the Islamic Republic of Pakistan."
"If that ruffles your feathers then just preen them."
"Hmmm, anyway as I said Maryam is Mian sahib's true heir and I say this for two reasons."
"One being that it is up to Mian sahib to issue a decree as to who would inherit his politics and assets, it is nobody else's business, and second, she is his oldest born and the most trusted and I hear the brightest amongst the Nawaz Sharif progeny and..."
"You are one hell of a shallow human being."
"I take strong exception to that!"
"Do I care?"
"I can get abusive now."
"Sorry, anyway Maryam is Nawaz Sharif's true heir because, one, she looks a bit like him, who says looks don't matter, and, two, she suffers from the same characteristics as Mian sahib - she has a tendency to put on weight and like Mian sahib when he was her age she exercises to keep her weight in check - I mean look at her siblings who don't exercise and her cousins who don't need to - and she also has the same hang-ups as daddy - she reckons all statements by the opposition are engineered by the powers that be and she refuses to adjust policy to ground realities and she is one angry dame with anyone daring to hold her or her family accountable...."
"And last but not least, she reckons her daddy rules the roost as far as PML-N is concerned."
"He does rule the roost but the question is for how long?"
"Which brings us back to his true heir."
"Indeed."
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